Wednesday, March 14, 2018

My Ouija Board Guide

Hello I am zircon (not my real name) this is not so much a story about the Ouija board. This is not trying to not let you use a Ouija board because demons can be useful to get answers from. This is a warning firstly when you use a Ouija board you will almost always contact an evil spirit or a demon this is because most good spirits have ascended to heaven and the Ouija board is not the right way to contact these spirits.

You may see the planchette move in a figure 8, count down from 9, go through the alphabet or go off the board if this happens flip the planchette over and put the board away.

If you encounter a spirit that calls itself mama, zozo, zeze, or any letters next to them then consciously move the planchette to goodbye and flip it over. You also may encounter lucifer/satan it will most likley be a demon pretending to be so but either way flip the planchette over same way as before.

Next Part

Demons can possess you.

PAY ATTENTION HERE if you feel like you are addicted to the board or get unusually cross at someone for not letting you use a board you may be beginning to get possessed PAY ATTENTION BECAUSE THAT WAS THE MAIN SYMPTOM others include only feeling cross or scared because those are the only emotions of a demon if you feel like you are getting possessed then read the next part.

Disposal of the board

You may want to dispose of a ouija board if you feel uncomftorbale using it or are possessed by a demon.

Don't just snap it in half, it will be back in its box fully repaired sooner or later if you threw the box away it will be the last place you let it out of your sight. Or it might not.

DO NOT BURN THE BOARD, YOU WILL CURSE YOURSELF AND DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH 36 HOURS AT MOST AFTER THE FLAME THAT BURNED THE BOARD WENT OUT.

To properly dispose of a board you must break it into exactly 7 pieces, soak it in holy water, bury it and not dig up the earth until it rots.

Things to not do.

It would take way too long to list everything that you shouldent do with a board so I will just list a few very important ones.

Never let the board out of your sight if the planchette is still on the board and the right way up as it will either move in a figure 8, count down from 9, go through the alphabet or go off the board so the spirit can get out and possess you.

Never talk about god

Never ask where gold is buried

Never keep talking to the spirit if it says it won't leave then consciously move the planchette to goodbye and flip it over.

Never play without a pure silver coin on the board as it will make the user(s) very hard to possess during that session.

This is the end of my guide I hope it was helpful

ALSO ONE MORE THING

Spirits can get cocky

Once a friend was doing ouija and the entity said it died in 1944 but later it said it was born in 1958 so he asked it how did I die before it was born? The planchette just scribbled around for a bit before saying O-O-P-S and moving to goodbye.

This is really the end of my guide

*planchette moves to goodbye and flips upside down*

Zircon Thecrystal